Posts by Mommie Dark

during the first 10-15 weeks after conception we all develop as females,after that a gene kicks in defining what sex we become,thats why we both have nipples.

this has raised in me a few questions such as,.

Men have nipples as hydraulic safety valves. When you have an orgasm your nipples get real stiff; if you didn't have nipples all that energy would rush to your brain and your head would explode. Thank your gods for your nipples gents, it's all that's keepin you alive every time you come.

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Is anyone near me?

by Sky in

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i was wondering if anyone on this forum is near cincinnati?.

thats where i be, and i be lonely!.

peace to all!.

Mommie Dark

I live in Wooster OH which is in the heart of Amish country. We're about 30 minutes from Akron. Email me if you like.

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selected Christmas tunes

by Mommie Dark in

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http://the-lesser-evil.org/radio/.

christmas tunes from papa's vault; warning, some adult humor and possible yuletide moronitude .

available tunes subject to change at the missionary of music's whim.. merry christmas!

Mommie Dark

. http://the-lesser-evil.org/radio/

Christmas tunes from Papa's vault; warning, some adult humor and possible Yuletide moronitude

Available tunes subject to change at the Missionary of Music's whim.

Merry Christmas!

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Harry Potter vs. The Wizard of Oz

by LDH in

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perhaps some here would like to expound on why it is ok for witness kids to watch the classic film "wizard of oz" but harry potter is out?.

aren't the two the same thing?

a fantasy about another realm?

Mommie Dark

I loved "Wizard of Oz" but the movie is far different from the book it's based on. I loved all of Baum's books as a kid. Although I watched the film practically every time it was televised since I was three years old, and loved it, I felt the books were far richer and darker than the Hollywood version. The Disney film "Return to Oz" was much more faithful to the books; Siskel and Ebert panned it, complaining that is wasn't as sweet and light as 'the original film.' Obviously neither of them had ever read Baum's books; "Return" was wonderfully faithful to Baum's Oz.

"Harry Potter" was remarkably faithful to the book. My ten-year-old, who has read all four books at least six times, gave it a huge thumbs-up. It's a great film with an amazing cast.

For a fun fun evening, try doing a 'Dark Side of Oz' party. You watch "Oz" with the sound turned down, and play Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' as soundtrack. You start the cd at the MGM Lion's third roar. The synchronicities are incredible. Simply restart the CD when it ends (the second half of the film has less weird coincidence than the first but it has its moments too.)

As always,
Mommie Dark

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Will this hurt?

by PollyAnnaBanana in

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just wanted to see if this works!

gotta hide out -- right now the judicial committee is after me!

and everybody i know and love is a witness.

Mommie Dark

Polly: Welcome to freedom! You seem to have the intelligence and innate decency to come through this transition in fine shape. You are NOT alone! Please remember this: those 'elders' have only as much power over you as you give them. Here is Mommie's best advice: keep doing what you're doing. When they call, be polite, and thank them for their concern, and tell them you will call them if you want to talk. If they 'drop by', don't invite them in, but simply say 'sorry you caught me at a really bad time, I'll call you when it's convenient for me," and close the door. Then don't ever call them.

You're on the right track hon. Don't let them discourage you. Life is not to be feared. As Professor Dumbledore told Harry Potter, "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." JWs live on a thin gruel of promises of better, future times. Or to paraphrase Auntie Mame, "Life is a banquet and those poor bastards are starving to death."

One more quote, from Baba Ram Dass, "Be Here Now."

You may lose the conditional love of poor deluded JWs, but you will find true friends and a meaningful life outside that small closed community.

The real world, warts and all, is a fine fine place. Welcome to it Polly.

As always,
Mommie Dark

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SOLSTICE GREETNGS - ADD YOURS!!!

by Seeker4 in

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just wanted to start a day early in wishing everyone a very joyous solstice.. this time of year has always seemed rather magical in a way - the shortness of the day, the lack of light, the so-obvious connection with the earth and solar system that it reminds me of.

you pagans will all understand what i mean.

somehow i've managed to get to a party of some sort at this time of year for the past few years, and i'm headed to one tomorrow night.. i also wanted to say that this board, and h2o before it, has been a huge help to me over the past two years.

Mommie Dark

Have a joyful rowdy Solstice celebration...
a happy Christmas...
or whatever holiday floats your boat...

and may all the tightassed prim Christerbabblers enjoy their frowny disapproving joyless whinging days and nights while the rest of us are partying with our beloved friends and family!

Love and big sloppy mistletoe smooches,
Mommie D.

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A poem about my Jdub life and escape

by Mommie Dark in

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found in mommie's files:.

you put me in a box.

when i was eight years old.

Mommie Dark

Thanks for the lovely remarks... (((Dana)))

yes Undine I am doing better, except for the smeggin headaches that keep recurring, but I am hanging in there and as you all know I am too mean to quit.

Merry hohoho to all who want holiday cheer.

Love
MD

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A poem about my Jdub life and escape

by Mommie Dark in

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found in mommie's files:.

you put me in a box.

when i was eight years old.

Mommie Dark

Found in Mommie's files:

You put me in a box
when I was eight years old
stripped me of Christmas ornaments and birthday candles,
varnished the box with Bible study,
lined it with the close black satin of the fear of God.
Armageddon dripped down the walls,
bloody Revelation, fiery wrath--
God's vengeance for killing Mommy, I thought,
thus excusing the wicked spikes of perverse touch,
the horror of Daddy's hands.

I pilloried myself for your sins, justified your crime.
You crucified me and left me in that box.

The box was pried open, the spikes beaten into tools,
but oh! the longing the need to
stay in the box
hide in the box
die in the box!

But now---love has ripped the black satin shroud to rags.
Give me the light,
the clean, the white,
the absolute clarity outside the box.
I will use that box as a planter
for Christmas cactus and holiday flowers.

Happy holidays, dear ones.

Love
MD
out of the box